From: 2843600@jeff-lab.QueensU.CA (Steve Frampton) Come Follow Me - Apache Indian ("No Reservations" CD) ----------------------------------------------------- Say you pass one place where them call Argra, See the Taj Mahal, one of the seven wonder, The golden temple a Amritsar, But you can't reach the-so till you cross the water. Say the Hindus bath in-a the ganges river, In-a Bombay city you find the film star. The nicest place are the one Kashmir, Himalaya mountain by the Chinese border. Say the seek them a fight fe Kalistania, In-a pind and city nough people suffer, The greeb them a beg fe food and water, And if you pass one place where them call Calcutta, Be sure to leave a dollar fe the snake Charma. So take it from the youth the originator, Me are the first DJ from out of India, So each and every one come listen and follor. First time me tell the people about o kith thar, But if you come to me lan you have fe have nough manner, Certain people you meet no the greeting differ. Like you have me breadin mon him are me yar, And auntee-jee mon susri-car, And mummy-jee mon key-hal-ya, And Boba-jee mon key-ser-var, Say you have fe know the right way to greet the elder. So take it from Apache ca me have nough manner, Goin fe mix the Indian mon with the Patwa, >From the Hathis trunk a no me drink me water, And me wan me Rani ca me a Raja. Now you know Apache Indian as the edjucator, So listen crowd of people fe the second chapter. Mesay cha, ponj, share come after 1,2,3, mon, Sus-sar, har-har after A,B,C. Say you have me nan-nar mon with me nan-nee, Then you have me thath-thar mon with me thathe, Say me parjee's wife that are me pabee, Me sisters husband me jij-ji-jee, Say you can't drink the liquor without the glosee, You go a India you are Blathee, And when them no that them goin fe beg you rupee. So take it from the youth mon fe everybody, But if you can't understand the words of Apache, You better stick to your Engregee. Say yes raggamuffin fe the community mon, Put up your hand if you love unity, Goin fe live a ushram like the one Ghandi. So each and everyone go collect your rupee, Goin fe take you fe a trip mon round me country. Now listen crowd of people when me start to utter, Mr. Ghandi was known as the Great Mahathma, Ravi Shanka the greatest sitar player, Who sing like a bird, Lathomageska. History in-a me lon made by General Dya, Rajeev are the former Prime minister, And you no this ya youth go cross the border, Goin fe pass one place called Sir-Lanka, And anywhere me go them a ball and hollar, whether black a whether white a whether Indian brother. Me say yes raggamuffin love them a love this brother. Ca me mix the Indian mon with the patwa, >From the Hathis trunk a no me drink me water, And me want me Rani ca me a Raja, Goin fe take you fe a trip mon round India. Me say you pass one place where them call Argra, See the Taj Mahal, one of the seven wonder. The golden temple a Amritsar, But you can't reach the-so till you cross the water. Say the Hindus bath in-a the ganges river, In-a Bombay city you find the film star. The nicest place are the one Kashmir, Himalaya mountain by the Chinese border. Say the seek them a fight fe Kalistania, In-a pind and city nough people suffer, The greeb them a beg fe food and water. And if you pass one place where them call Calcutta, Be sure to leave a dollar fe the snake Charma. "Now, Apache Indian!" Yes Mikey G? "Glad you tell me 'bout your country." Did you really like it? "I think it's lovely... ...but next time you go, send a ticket for me!"